About to have a nerve breakdown.. I think..

So Jax gets up so early lately, it's summer thing I guess. So we were at the deck, about 9am, he was playing with the sand diggers but he decided to grab my keys and play with my car. I had my eyes on him but then I got up and walked to my car to see what he was doing. He decided to slam the door and asked if we could go for the walk... Where's the keys? I asked. He opened the door, yes he now knows how to open the door... but it was locked....#$@%* great! The house was unlocked, @#$%^ great!

Now what? I don't have no clue what to do. I can't think. I still cannot find a babysitter for my tonight class. I looked at yellow pages.. nothing. Call the police? Wtf.. What now, what's next..